Ok, that was a very lame segue. Im a fan of the animated Transformers and have looked forward to the movie adaptation. Aside from Megan Fox's hotness, there really isnt much to see. I almost became the Fallen because I kinda fell asleep. I dont like how they transform and some battle scenes look messy (i cant tell one robot from the other and what the heck they were doing). I wasnt really looking for a good story because there isnt one to expect which is fine because you can enjoy a movie that doesnt have a good storyline.
To be more "objective", lets run down what people like about movies and cross check with Transformers the Fallen and see how it fares:
Good Story - X; robots fighting and fumbling to capture/kill defenseless, tiny humans.
CGI, Special Effects - effects like these are common so if you ask me, unless you come up with something groundbreaking or new, say the way Matrix did, then you cant score.
Good Acting - I think Megatron wasnt as bad ass and Prime was too stiff. The rapper autobots were also annoying.
Hot Leads/Famous Actors - Megan Fox, end of story. oh, and the lady-bot.
Sex/ Breast Exposure - we wish! but there was a bed scene between sam and the killer lady-bot. But it wasnt a sex scene and even showcased the homo side of sam (screaming like a soprano). Wish they made more hot lady-bots though.
Intriguing Came0s - michael bay played one of the decepticons
Good Sequence - there was this stretch were Megan Fox was wearing this white jeans which doesnt seem to get dirty until near the end (but its still not as dirty as it should be)
In all, I wouldnt say the movie is bad, I just didnt like it. You can end up enjoying it and say what the hell was I watching but fact remains I almost fell asleep. So call me the Fallen, dont care.
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